10 Reasons You Should Stop Using Water Immediately! (#10 will shock you!)

    You probably use water every day without taking a second thought. After you read this, you'll never want to touch water again!

Let's get into it:

1. Water is addictive. Once you start drinking it, you can never stop. And then you die. Even people that try to be healthy and avoid water end up just drinking different forms of flavored water.

2. Bacteria multiplies by millions in water. It cannot live outside of a damp environment. Disgusting! Why would you ever drink that?

3. Every unhealthy person has consumed water. Think about it. 

4. Every flood has been a direct result of water.

Also, have you ever seen a tsunami without water? Seems suspicious!

5. Water would prank call your grandma if it could. Think of your grandma and just say no.

6. Donald Trump drinks water.

7. Ocean waste wouldn't exist without water. Want to know why governments haven't saved the planet yet? Yep, they are addicted to water themselves. (See #1.)

8. Water drives up real estate prices. Ever notice how houses near large bodies of water tend to be more expensive? This wouldn't happen if it wasn't for water.

9. Water is a top ingredient in many unhealthy drinks.

10. Would you touch toilet water? Didn't think so.